an apple a day keeps the sin away

That is how a patient, not knowing who was calling, answered his phone today. I found it an interesting theory though doubtful of it's accuracy.

I think I might make a new VM greeting for my phone. I think it will go something like: I you have reached my voicemail, please leave a message after the tone and remember just keep smiling! Or... just an apple a day keeps the sin away beeeeeeeeeeep

I feel loopy