Dear owner of the strawberry jelly in the squeeze container,
I have been enjoying your jelly for a little over a month now. I love that it comes in a neat squeeze bottle because it cuts down on the sticky mess and Lord knows I can make a sticky mess. I have been using it mostly on some straight up wheat toast but I have been known to slap it on an english muffin on occasion. I appreciate you "letting" me share in the delicious gooey goodness.
sincerely,
the jelly moocher
p.s. it is almost gone so maybe replacing it should be my responsibility but it sure would be swell if you replaced it.
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Doesn't the owner know better? It's certainly not your responsibility.
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